“Meat” militants are cool. Crowds of stupid enemies, savage weapons, a minimum plot … How did we miss Painkiller, Serious Sam and Duke Nukem 3d in recent years! Let them down a nostalgic tear? Or already forgot? Then Bulletstorm Will remind you, be sure. But … not in the same case, a filthy manner as the God -dimensional Dreamkiller and Painkiller: Resurrection.

Call of Bullet

Perhaps the most difficult thing in the development of a real old -regime action movie is to make it equally exciting from beginning to end. In the same Painkiller, no matter how exemplary and remarkable it looks, the first hours of bloody amusements were noticeably inferior to the subsequent. And it is not surprising – after all, we started with a very modest arsenal of the killer and met primarily frail and not particularly colorful opponents. While the game swayed and gained momentum, it was no wonder it was to get bored. Fortunately, the brainchild PEOPLE Can Fly And Epic Games This submarine.

The focus is that in the eyeballs Bulletstorm does not focus on an endless finger. While we squeeze in our hands only a weak carbine, you will not have to launch it too often. Shootings, transfers and transfers await ahead when a dashing company from the seven “trunks” will find its owner. And first we will have entertained spectacular videos and classic attractions like a chase with the participation of a minigan. Moreover, these same attractions are a product of the highest grade: after a local shoot from a huge wheel, crushing everything in its path, Black Ops with its motorcycle vinkut would like to forget as a terrible and dreary dream.

As if in the good old

Well, when the bully entry in the spirit Call of Duty It will end, it will come in fact for what we gathered here – every minute contractions with aggressive savages, mutants and soldiers subject to figure cut. Cutting with the most impressive weapons since the time … yes, Painkiller. Even local “bosses” have nothing to oppose to our “arguments”. A sniper rifle with controlled cartridges, a miracle chistete, shooting paired grenades at a chain, a four-barrel shotgun and a brutal revolver- PEOPLE Can Fly clearly knows a lot about deadly “toys”.

And the Poles proved that the mechanics of almost fifteen years ago can be greatly refreshed with one small innovation – the advertised Skillchot system regularly warms up interest in the sophisticated extermination of rivals. Put a dozen bullets in the ass of the spiteful and see the radiant inscription “Anal sex” – which could be more funny? Unless to feed the loser with a carnivorous plant, first “decorating” it with a grenade or two. Or at least put the poor fellow on the prickly wire, or even naive to the wall with a hot drill … In general, you understand.

Each type of weapon has its own list of unique reprisal methods using which we get a certain number of points. There is something to spend them on – in local trading machines you can replenish ammunition and open alternative fire modes. However, “shopping” is nothing more than a pleasant trifle and an extra reason to kill beautifully.

By the way, he evaluates how stylish we are fighting, a trophy energy whip. Such gizmos are used in the preparation of soldiers – only the most spectacular and effective fighters survive. It is the whip, coupled with a heavy boot – the first violins in the Symphony of the blood and “dismemberment”. Little things – archpores: the received weighty pendal or captured by a whip for a while slows down for a while, allowing us to decide what to create with its long -suffering carcass.

An obedient robot-dinosaurus will be happy to incinerate anyone we will indicate. Sorry, it will not last long ..

Paradise walk

Often “meat” militants destroy a terrible infection, whose name is gloomy corridors. They love us to drive us on poor interiors of some castles or catacombs that you can do. But you can exhale – Bulletstorm This sore has passed. We mainly travel under the cloudless sky of the resort planet Stygia. The landscapes there are amazing: before the eyes, deserts flooded with the sun, the port, the cozy streets of the city … will lead our heroes not easy and in the caves – but after a few minutes the guys will be in the fresh air again.

And since we were talking about some heroes there … We consciously did not mention the plot, yes. You probably already guessed why – the script is quite banal. However, it is not worth making a tragedy out of this – it was stupid to wait for the drama and depth in the game about planting people on huge cacti. The template story of Grayson Hunt, a typical character from the militants of the 90s, does not put the sticks in the wheels-and thanks.

Only saddened that the generator of funny phrases from Gray turned out to be mediocre. If we didn’t really count on the plot, then to see the new Dyuk Nyukem, the same charismatic and cool, we hoped. Alas, for the whole adventure of Khant, his friend Ishi and the stinging fighting girlfriend Trishka will give out from half a dozen more or less funny pearls to three. Yes, plus a couple more stolen comments in the asset of the main villain and scoundrel Sarrano. Negmed.

We’ll realize four?

But what Bulletstorm pleasantly surprised, so it is other modes. Often in such projects they become worthless appendages. However, here the case is completely different.

Firstly, it is not good to have fun in the “Dead Echo”. Here we will be offered to go through the most successful episodes from a single campaign to speed in order to measure all sorts of places with friends. Who turned out to be the fastest – he is well done, as usual. Enthusiasm, however, will quickly go – if you miss, you will not lose anything.

It is better to go to the territory of the multiplayer “Anarchy”, where the four friends need to master twenty rounds against creatures controlled by the computer. The task is to earn the right number of points, tortured boobs.

And keep in mind – there is no point in joining a random company. If you want to hold out to the last wave – call trusted comrades. Without a well -coordinated team game, it will not be possible to win simply because the collective “skills” are encouraged much more generously than solo. It is one thing – to freeze the mutant to death, without sharing the prey with anyone, and quite another – together to walk in the boots in the enemy muzzle and get an additional award for this. It is easy to imagine what passions boil in the voice chat closer to the final when someone suddenly turns on Zhadin and decides to act without the help of partners ..

After each stage of “Anarchy” we are allowed to fill the pockets with cartridges, develop physical parameters or improve “guns”. Not free, of course, but for scored glasses.

Bulletstorm – This is a militant about how you burst into the city square with a shotgun at a conjunction at a ready and in a tackle, you pushing the next bad guy into the abyss. You kick the other https://bigdive.eu/articles/the-role-of-non-uk-casinos-in-the-gig-economy.html in the ass and tear it in half in one gulp of four trunks. You shoot the third at the crotch and, while he writhes on the ground, demolish his head. And you slowly hang the rest along the surrounding cacti and spikes. Do I need anything else for happiness? It seems not. Definitely not.

Pros: The game is fascinating throughout the passage;beautiful locations;prohibitive dynamics;entertainment;A peppy multi -user regime.
Cons: with humor trouble;The insidious Games for Windows – Live sometimes behaves absolutely inadequate.

Bulletstorm

The best comments

Well, what can I say … On the first day of the game, I was delighted, I just had an apopying thing, but the next, just fell asleep at the computer.Yes, the graphics are super, good effects, a little humor, but the same shootings with unknown chmyr ..

General Sarrano holds the whole story!
I have not seen such a charismatic negative hero for a long time. What is the scene on the roof or runs on basements with mutants!

Bright game, sorry for the short and ending of DLC.

Z0Sek, a similar opinion.

I did not particularly follow the project before the release, since I had long been accustomed not to believe the PR managers. However, particles of information created the image of a brutal “classic” action in the style of Sam or previous projects PCF. In fact, I saw only another puffy “masterpiece”.
When bored with collecting “checkmarks” in the skill table, the process becomes quite boring. By God, stupidly dripping in all directions and it is much more interesting than the scheme “kicked (pulled up) – shot” or “kicked on a cactus, plant, spikes” (emphasize the right one). Fortunately, at least enemies come across immunity to some attacks.
There are, of course, positive points. The graphic style is really good, you can’t argue with this. Obviously did people with taste. Oddly enough, the plot and characters are also well developed for the game of such a genre. It is unlikely that it is worth sinning at the end – at least not pathos in the style of the notorious COD (together we recall “to be contined” in the spirit of Halo).
Of the gameplay moments, only an episode with Godzilla ”was remembered, and even because it was just funny. The rest of the rolls on the trains and the like look somewhat fresh (a strange example – in the last “bond” of the intensity in cinematic scenes was even more).
But this is still nonsense. There is one single thing because of which the assessment is “amazingly” causing amazement (sorry for the tautology)-this is an absolute console sharpening. The game was clearly developed for the gamepad, which in the bud killed the perception of the “classic” shooter. The review says about the absence of narrow corridors in the castles … But, excuse me, here, perhaps people who suffer from claustrophobia tried to please, making pseudo-open spaces. You have to run along exactly the same “corridor” a width of a couple of meters. Moreover, invisible walls, on which Hunt constantly rests with his nose, is immensely running out. Okay, you can still forgive the “glass” in front of the abysses, but, damn it, when your alter-ego is afraid to jump from the step, this is obviously overkill. You can still complain about the layout – several functions per button, this is not too convenient (however, the matter of habit).

In general, who knows how, but personally I do not share general enthusiasm. From the recent Singularity and then received more pleasure.
P.S. I really want to hope that old Duke will come and show how to destroy alien evil spirits, but something is poorly believed, looking at the overall trend.

Pricol, The ending is possibly sequel. Who knows, maybe the development of ideas for a full -fledged game is enough, and not a lousy DLC.

The game is apopying! It drags out in earnest)) I go through the last action right at that moment =) and by the way, the author very correctly noted that I would like to yawn from the code xD

And the dialogue of GG and Trichka smiled me
– Trishka: what the hell to save me? Yes, I’ll shoot you an ass!
– GG: To me? ass? yes, I myself fuck you to shoot it.

In my opinion, this is brilliant! I have not seen such directness for a long time) well, it is still annealing a couple of times)

Xapbkoff, Grafodrcher UE3 is bad graph and textures? O_O And the artists tried with a bang there (it seems that you do not distinguish artists from those who are engaged directly with graphics), the world and NPC look very beautiful, everything is done with care and fantasy

With humor in the game, everything is fine, just for those who have it in full. I’m waiting for a video review! Give a video report.
SG steers!

Game tin, one of the best in which I played.The review is good, but I don’t agree about humor, the game has a lot of carbon monoxide dialogues, especially in Sarrano

I agree with everything except mention of the plot and dialogs. For such a game, the plot is not bad, for me there was even one unexpected moment … And the dialogs were completely offended by anything … their feature is that everything is constantly being driven on the main character. In general, how many people, so many opinions, but there is a clearly rash statement.

The game impressed me even more than COD in due time! And I am an ardent fan of this series)) I have not read the review yet, I immediately rushed to write a comment, but I completely agree with the assessment!))

P.S. No offense, but I really want the video review of this game to not Alexander Kost.

Xapbkoff, do not describe a friend, but you need to play something) plus I want to evaluate yourself, go through, maybe it intriguing)

Xapbkoff, [quote] to claim the downstream of the “cool game” could make the graphone. And they just hide the flaws of graphone and textures with this blur, that’s all. That’s right, why do the artist pay extra workshop, we will wash off anything and will not understand anything![/quote]
You are now writing such nonsense about graphics =) with textures everything is OK even in medium settings! About the artists some kind of nonsense still XD if you did not like the game, then this is understandable. Not your taste, as they say, no one will condemn you. Just do not need to write frank nonsense in the comments!